25 percent of S.C. teachers accused of sex offenses —Independent-Mail of Anderson, South Carolina

The Independent-Mail apologized for the "inaccurate" headline and explained that the word "disciplined" had been omitted. The corrected headline became "25 percent of disciplined S.C. teachers accused of sex offenses."

If I've said it once, I'll say it a 1000 times: Too much discipline is not good for you! Despite their bad reputations, we now see that the slackers are either too moral or too lazy to commit a sex offense.

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