Do I have to examine my stool to know if the program is working? —infomercial for Dual Action Cleanse that brought a bleary-eyed Handy Fuse into full consciousness, or what passes for it

At first I thought George Bush had taken up copromancy. If he hasn't, he should. There's enough material for a reading.

This has put me in a strange mood. There's no telling what I may write today. But as the official Copromancy website proclaims, "Future happens!"

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