Televangelist Pat Robertson warned in 1998 of a hurricane striking Orlando. The city was "flying rainbow flags from city light poles in observance of diversity and respect for gay people."

This is not the first or only time that Robertson and his oil-slicked compatriot Jerry Falwell have intuited the Divine Will in natural disasters. So I've been waiting to hear from them on the meaning of the latest storms in Jeb Bush's hurricane-ravaged state. So far not a peep.

But an independent investigator into the Divine Will has detected a pattern in recent hurricane trajectories that is too compelling to ignore. Check out Bob Morris' hurricane-path/voting-preference overlay.

As Hurricane Jeanne approaches, I have no concerns at all. I did not vote for Bush in 2000, and I will not be voting for Bush in 2004. Did you hear that, God?