Friday, July 29, 2005
Dean of Corn: Experienced Dom seeking a sub ...
Can it be that "family values" Ohio Republican Jean Schmidt's campaign manager has been straying from the straight and narrow—or at least from the narrow?
Here are the vitals of one "Dean of Corn":
|Height:||5'10" (178 cm)|
The Dean of Corn is offering—
- Living Expenses Provided
- Clothing and Food Chosen
- Naked / Collar & Cuffs
- Wax Play
He also has Special Skills in
- Medical Skills
- Single Tails
Can this person be Schmidt Campaign Manager Joe Braun? Braun says no, but he didn't include a photo.
Steve Gilliard of the News Blog explains it all.
This could adversely affect Democrat Paul Hackett's chances in the Tuesday election. Once Ohioans learn that Hackett is just an old stick-in-the-mud with a wife and children, they may not find him to their tastes.
Will Ohioans heed the call and submit themselves to two more years of bondage and slavery?
You may not want to watch this one from the sideline. Hackett needs volunteers and is offering housing. Email the campaign here.