Nigella probably cooks better than your mother. And she's a lot better looking, and cooler. Nigella wouldn't mind if you smoked weed in your bedroom before dinner, would she? She wouldn't criticise you if you came home with your nose pierced and a fierce, full-back tattoo depicting St Peter and Dee Dee Ramone shovelling coal down the crack of your ass. Of course not. She'd say, "Remember to clean that nose with alcohol - and wash your hands for dinner! We're having roast suckling pig with quince chutney." —Xenogourmet and food critic Anthony Bourdain as quoted by Martin Hickman