This is a subject I always hate to bring up, but if you have a long, magazine-reading bathroom trip planned (and you know what I mean), please go to the public restrooms. We don’t want to subject our staff or constituents to any fowl-smelling odors while they are in the office. —Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska as quoted by Betsy Rothstein

What is that smell, Senator? Could it be funky chicken?

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