If Godless Americans threw a party in your honor, would you go? —North Carolina Senator Elizabeth Dole's campaign ad, as quoted by Ian Swanson in "Dole attacks Democrat with second 'Godless' ad"

If there was to be money, wine and canapés, I think I might be persuaded to attend—along with the majority of North Carolinians.

Republican desperation is a sad sight to behold. We must hope they'll be put out of their misery soon so they'll have more time to associate with their fellow theists. But if they're not careful about whom they choose to befriend, they won't get any wine.

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