Friday, August 20, 2004


Penis-pump judge retires

Judge Donald Thompson, masturbator extraordinaire, has tendered his resignation effective September 1. The Oklahoma judge and former state legislator said,
I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served.

... and something about wanting more time to pursue his hobbies. (Just kidding!)

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